Hollywood Harry

Robert Forster

Harold "Harry" Petry

Joe Spinell

Max Caldwell

Shannon Wilcox

Candy / Cupid (voice)

Kate Forster

Danielle Petry

Pete Schrum

Clapper

Redmond Gleeson

Skeeter

Read Morgan

Stinson

Mallie Jackson

Regina

Marji Martin

Betty Anne

Mark Thomas

Man Served Papers

Frank X. Baleno

Pen Salesman

Ronald Provenzano

Pen Salesman